Jack Simons

Jack Simons is a singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist hailing from Hadley, MA (currently residing in Flushing, NY). He has released eleven solo recordings to date, covering a diverse range of styles. Enamored with multi-layered pop and avant-garde experimentalism, Simons’ music often veers between the two, sometimes within the same song. Simons is openly gay and incorporates themes of queer exploration in his upcoming full-length, dillydally.

I’ve been told by many people that I use silverware incorrectly. I recently saw this video of a girl cutting her pancakes by using a knife to hold each pancake in place whilst ripping off pieces with her fork - I do that too!

What do you call daydreaming at night… ??

I’ve always been afraid of / turned off by small round food. It’s both a visually and texturally bothersome thing to me. I also get really upset thinking about snack food crumbs underneath couch cushions - makes my skin crawl.

I’d love for the future to be akin to Barbarella so that we can all dress up in space-age Jane Fonda attire!

I had a dream many years ago that my high school concert band and chorus joined together during a winter concert to perform a seasonal rendition of “Rock ’n’ Roll High School” by the Ramones. All the instrumental and vocal parts were drifting and it sorta sounded like twentieth century classical music. Halfway through the performance, the older members of the audience began throwing up. Then kids in the band started to throw up as well. This prompted my band director to shout “no, don’t throw up there!!”

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Jack Simons dillydally Tee
Jack Simons dillydally Tee
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Jack Simons dillydally Tee
Jack Simons dillydally Tee
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Jack Simons dillydally Tee
Jack Simons dillydally Tee
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Jack Simons dillydally Tee
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